Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 07, 2013

That’s a sparkling example of how glitter gets all over the place…

Love the sparkling effects at the end ….

And thus became “The Legend of the Gilded Turd.”

All that glitters is not gold.

If the cat had done it, they would have found out in the glitter box.

Several years ago, my son and some of his associates poured glitter into the defroster vents of their boss’s company truck. When the lease expired three years later, it was still belching an occasional puff of sparklies.

This could be my rat terrier/Chihuahua pupper, Bella. She’s almost crazy and will eat any- and everything, of a certain size, and it literally comes out in the end. The most shocking was the glow in the dark and fluorescent plastic toys. No glitter (yet), but look forward to the festivities!!!

Watch out for rubber bands. They don’t come all the way out. What a sight!

When doggie has gas he’ll blow cute little sparkle farts.

Purdy…..

My cat ate a X-Mas ribbon and it got stuck coming out so I had to assist. Not fun but still amusing to this day.

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The grass will be pretty, at least.

A friend has a story which leaves me in stitches about how their dog ate a flannel (face cloth). When it started to emerge a couple of days later, it wouldn’t all pass. The dog was walking round the garden but in a sitting position! It was using its front legs to move, dragging its rear end on the grass.

After a couple of hours of this, his Dad stood on the end of the flannel and the dog leapt in the air, ran round the garden for ages yelping and spent the rest of the day licking its sorry end.