Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for November 04, 2013

Do you think pigs will fly when monkeys do your laundry — or, are those two things mutually exclusive?

I hope Spork’s cousin Elliott doesn’t influence him to slack off, but I do hope Spork influences his cousin Elliott to really work.

x_Tech and Bev….. are you talking BS again?

Pigs will fly first. All you need is a catapult.

Spork should have no problem finding a job. He’s sharp and well rounded.

Butt monkeys: Doing laundry chores since 1925

Spork? So he’s bi?

Must be Spock’s less logical cousin.

It depends on whether Spork is actually motivated and would be a good influence on Elliot. I only have 6 grandkids, but even among them there are achievers and slackers (sorry to say, it mostly depends on parenting). One granddaughter is headed for big things as she heads off for college this year, the other is more of a worry.

I’m betting Peter will be over-ruled and Spork will not be as useful as his namesake.

my 26 yr old daughter is coming home so SHE will be doing the laundry. HA

Monkeys will never become our household servants. Too many people would be squeamish about it because of Planet of the Apes.

I don’t want anyone monkeying around with my laundry.

Might I suggest a job in a cafeteria. I’d say Spork was born to serve.

What kind of a name is Spork for a kid/young adult? Geez!

With a name like Spork, you’re gonna need more than time sweetie..Pigs don’t fly and neither do turkeys……and those damn filthy apes better stay away from my laundry. No poo flinging around this house, thank you very much.