Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 01, 2013

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Chagrin Falls "Fixing A Site" Man: Hey, the Obamacare website is working perfectly now! Woman: Who did they get to fix it? Man: I don't know, but they did a great job. It's super fast, and easy to use! Man: Let's see...number of family members...Wow, it's all already filled in for me! Birth dates and everything! Man: This is weird. It's not letting me enter you as a non-smoker! You haven't had a cigarette in years! Man: How did the site know to factor in my you-know-what-intimate-time prescription?! Woman: And what does it mean...I'm going to be on antidepressants next year? Man: Hmmm...What if I had a higher deductible...GOSH! The answer just showed up on the screen! Woman: And...a reminder to change my employment status in 8 months? Man: Well, we're done! Easy! They must have been desperate to find someone really great at handling huge amounts of data. Because whoever they got NAILED IT! Drone: THANK YOU. Man: Credit where credit is due. Woman: Um...how about a clue about what's going to happen next year? The End