Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 13, 2013

So that’s why his smile is so big!

So that’s why it looks like he’s lying under a tent.

umm, no need for pharmaceuticals, dear

oops she did it again

Time for a spounge bath !!!!

Why would a hospital stock Viagra?

I’m sure the patient will rise to the occasion.

Either that or a contract with VIVID!

There goes that nap, he won’t have enough skin left to close his eyes.

Well Nurse, you made this problem, now you’ve gotta fix it.

That’ll keep him from rolling out of bed.

One does lead to the other, well at least in my case.

damn. now he’s going to be up all night

A reminder that doctors and nurses kill more people every year thanfolks with guns and other knives..At least this one can go out in a blaze of glory.

No problem, nurse. Just come here and help me work that Viagra out of my system.

Put it in his drip bag; he’ll be able to take care of the other shifts too.

That’s not so good for sleeping!

But, she’s in a morgue and he’s a stiff.

@pcolli http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulmonary_hypertension this was treated with Sildenafil citrate which was then found to have an interesting side effect (ask anyone who has been in hospital after a heart attack). Hence, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viagra :)

If an aspirin that costs next to nothing is billed at $6 or so, how much is a pill that costs $25 billed.

He always said that I was the only medicine he needed.

You can sleep when your dead

wrong kind of material for a tent

If it lasts more than four hours……hang a flag on it and parade around the neighborhood.

Y’all came up with all the great jokes. My sense of humor is too limp to perform today.

Lucky Stiff

Where can i find a nurse like that

So sorry my dear. I am afraid I must be a bit hard on you.

She had just assured his wife, on her way out, that he would be “up and at ’em” in no time. She always keeps her promises….

Obviously she is on night shift, and looking forward to a happy night.