Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 05, 2013
Transcript:
Dakota: The goblins want my magic hair. But according to Goblin Law or some junk, if I beat their queen in a staring contest, they have to let me go. Phoebe: BWAH! Dakota: My magic hair doesn't like people who go "BWAH" during staring contests. Phoebe: Mmf.
Templo S.U.D. about 11 years ago
I hope that “mmf” mean “sorry.”
silverfingers about 11 years ago
If it’s about her hair, Dakota can be a tough girl. Her hair can be tough, too.
jay-eff about 11 years ago
“BWAH!” is Phoebe-ese for “BLAART!”
kaykeyser about 11 years ago
Now Im cheering for Dakota Magic hair is a character I like better then Dakota I don’t want to see it say good bye. Though hair packing bags and sitting on a bench to catch a bus would be funny. I hope what Phoebe did was a reaction to the contest being ONLY over hair. If it was over the fate of the WORLD she would have lost a lot more points in likability . I’m ok with Phoebe thinking its funny to make her friend loose and she got what she deserves but its how children are. If a childish act had cost us the world I would have hit her.
kaykeyser about 11 years ago
On the other hand Hair today Goon tomorrow. IDK I always did like characters with long or empowered hair Dakota’s not the 1st. I also like people with other body part powers like Toph and her feet or some one with a cool tail.
Hag5000 about 11 years ago
No dirty pool, Phoebe.
rvdroz about 11 years ago
That “BWAH!” will boomerang.
dogday Premium Member about 11 years ago
OK, so Dakota now has complete control of her magic hair and is in a staring contest with the Goblin queen. She better be careful or she’ll BE a goblin. I wouldn’t bet on the goblins letting her go. After all aren’t “goblin” and "law-abiding’ mutually exclusive?
Comic Minister Premium Member about 11 years ago
Let Phoebe go now Dakota!!
Simon_Jester about 11 years ago
I wonder if ‘Bwah’ means anything in Goblin-speak.
Desertsinger1972 about 11 years ago
But Goblins are infamously known to cheat. And their laws are like pirate laws. More like guidelines then real laws. I think Dakotas goose is cooked.
silverfingers about 11 years ago
I wonder… Who taught Dakota about the Goblin’s Law? Was it her hair?
Stephen Gilberg about 11 years ago
I’d like to see either Dakota or the queen do this: http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2009/9/23/how-to-riff-on-an-idea.html
captainpenguin about 11 years ago
i was wondering if ‘litl gerl’ goblin was wearing some of Dakota’s hair, now i guess not
Weapon Brown about 11 years ago
Knowing Dana’s penchant for shaving, I don’t see this ending in Dakota’s favor.
a nerdy trans girl about 4 years ago
do trolls also have a sheild of boringnes?
Are2Dee2 almost 4 years ago
LOLOL