Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 08, 2013

Well that just about cuts it!…. Or tears it!… – Horace proceeds to kick a tree…. preemptive strikes… for next time…

You need to relax, Horace. Just sit back and watch Pulp Fiction.

I like his style…“Go right to the source!” But—if he survived a nuclear strike, would he kick the ground (uranium comes out of the ground)? It would be really interesting to see what he would kick (or try to) if the windows in his house were blown in—and its walls were cracked—by the shock wave of a closely-passing meteor, like the one that “visited” Chelyabinsk, Russia recently…

In the next panel, he gets crushed by a falling branch

I am Tree. I laugh at your puny kicks. Ha ha ha ha ha……… Wait. Get that dog away from me………… Ewwwwww!

If you choke on a chicken bone, do you go kick a live chicken?

at least he didn’t die from it like weird al

more likely to be pelted with lemons. just the right thing for paper cuts.

stephen g. that was quite funny about your comment about the live chicken thing that hwas hillarious i thought lmao funny stuff …… wow if the horace paper cut was that bad and he kicked the tree i just wonder what his hoof felt like after he kicked that darn tree hahahahahaha lmao

No tree ever asked to be ground into pulp and any burn in a paper cut is from the chemicals used to treat the paper (blue print paper and such hurt the worst). Horace has always fought the tree, however, as his proverbial nemesis. Sometimes it DOES seems as though the tree strikes first.

Always blame the root of the problem.

I know one thing, those paper cuts hurt like HE!!

poems are made by fools like he the only horse dumb enough to kick the tree