Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for November 25, 2013

And if some of the founding fathers had gotten their way, we’d be speaking Hebrew.It’d sure be easier than English (after you learn the alphabet, of course).

There is no truth to the Franklin Turkey story, not is it a logical extension that we would eat eagles.

What would we call bad films or goofy people if the turkey had become the national symbol?

Even if it was true, the wild turkey would have been the protected bird, not domestic turkeys.

I see.

You can keep your tofu, thank you very much. I happen to be allergic to it, as I am to all soy products.

David B: Probably simply “bad movies” etc. On the other hand, we might well have turkey scouts and or golfers bragging about making a turkey on a difficult hole.