Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 15, 2013
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Hey, NFL Kids! 88 GUS FERNANDEZ Tight End OFFENSIVE STEREOTYPES OF NATIVE AMERICAN PEOPLES STATS Ch. CONV Assault 5 0 Manslgtr. 2 0 Murder 1 0 Poss. Firearm 27 0 DUI 118 0 Gus is known for his generosity to friends who go to jail for crimes committed in his presence. GUS FERNANDEZ Offensive Stereotypes of Native American Peoples Tight End 64 BULL LUZEOWICZ Defensive End NOBLE SAVAGES STATS Who are you to ask about stats, you weak-kneed panty-waisted NERD? I'll kill you and hunt down your family and kill them and then defecate in the skull of your baby! jk, lol. Now, PAY FOR MY DINNER, WORM! Bull set a record in 2011 for most anger per rage incident. BULL LUZEOWICZ Noble Savages - Def. End Get Your... 73 JIMMY WITTINSON Tackle GOOD INJUNS STATS Please, if you read this, help me. Contact my parents or law enforcement. Oh, lord, they're coming...Okay, I'll use Morse code to blink my location in my next post-game interview. Please, someone HELP ME! Jimmy led the league in unexplained injuries and vacations paid for but not attended. ROOKIE Jimmy WITTINSON GOOD INJUNS - OFF. TACKLE 29 DIZZ WASHINGTON Running Back DEAD INJUNS STATS CONCUSSIONS 2007 9 2008 11 2009 17 2010 21 2011 I don't remember 2012 What's a...!? LIFE apple juice good Dizz says his favorite memory of the '09 playoffs is 'pretty colors' NFL TRADING CARDS!!
pgomes about 11 years ago
High school is over, Bolling. Get over it. You’re the one who looks deranged for equating jocks with psychopathy.
kennyt2011 about 11 years ago
Way to go Ruben baby!! Finally one (other than Lucky Ducky) that I truly love. Jimmy Wittinson always intrigues me, how he can play on 5 different teams and always stay the rookie with a torn acl.
Talking Bag about 11 years ago
Pretty risky taunting the NFL mega-church. It’s followers are fanatics. HOW BRAVE! p.s. that last bit’s a twofor.
pumaman about 11 years ago
I would agree that the Redskins should change their name.
pgomes about 11 years ago
I don’t mind the commentary on team names, but smearing the reputations of the vast majority of professional and semi-professional athletes who are law abiding decent people because of the actions of small handful is, dare I say it, the action of a bigot.
It would have been a far more trenchant commentary would have attacked the team owners (who are responsible for the names of teams) who routinely block changes to the rules of play that cause high rates of concussions and long term injuries to players.
pgomes about 11 years ago
Also, Bolling, your white privilege is showing when you dog whistle about athletes.
pam Miner about 11 years ago
Football is way too macho. I understand the game and used to watch it, but the seem to be hired for their ruthlessness. Maybe they Need a Ruth or two.
snookered about 11 years ago
I think Snyder should change the team name to the Washington Whiteskins. That way you can still use the term “Skins”, Or " Crackers when they are losing. This way no one would be offended because it is not possible to be racist against White folks
WileECoyote0001 about 11 years ago
Why is this comic not under the Editorial section?
JDM8 over 10 years ago
TheGunrunnerRimbaud, your comments strike me as deranged.
Yeah, I bet most of them are good people. However, as a group they have a reputation for getting away with murder, because enough of them do, because the bad ones aren’t held accountable.
If pro athletes players want to improve their reputation, they should push for the convictions of the bad actors in their own ranks. They have a bad reputation in part because they get away scot-free for their misdeeds. If the bad actors are punished properly, there’s a chance they’d clean up their act.