Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 11, 2013

Just make your own pizza. I hate it when people let my peeves out of the yard!

That’s why I always pick up my pizza rather than opt for delivery.

You know what bugs me? Bugs…….

And algebra….

You know what bugs everyone? The NSA.

Pet peeves are less healthy than those left free to run wild!

I say “FREE THE PEEVES”!I’ll start taking donations to set up a website. Join today!

some people’s pet peeve is the different styles of pizzas. some prefer the new york style. others prefer the chicago deep dish style. others like the st louis style. others prefer the california style. and, some others prefer the hawaiian.

You got a pet elephant that peeves?

In forth grade English class the teacher put a sentence on the board for us to diagram. The sentence was, “My pet peeve is getting up early.” A girl raised her hand and asked the teacher, “Is peeve a kind of a pet, or is that its name?” The rest of us laughed and laughed.

Because if it had been its name, it would have been capitalized…

In the 5th grade we were studying Mexico in geography and the teacher mentioned the word “peon”. One girl said, peon what? Of course everyone laughed. She got so embarrassed she left school and ran home.

Peeves shouldn’t be domesticated as pets!

Seems like Caulfield has the “creative” part down. Now all he has to do is write it, and hope he isn’t marked down because he was too creative in following the prompt.

I really hate walking through what my Peeves leave behind!!!

The pet peeve i the pupil nthat doesn’t want to do what is considered the standardied work.

Nope, he’s fine. The other way wouldn’t be punny AND reference a peeve.

Your pet peeve seems to be slang.

I had a paranoid once, but one died, so I was left annoyed.

I made a nice woven leather leash for my pet rock. Unfortunately, it now looks like a weapon, and people whirl it in circles, making my poor pet rock dizzy.