The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for December 09, 2013

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Wow…. Hi Pacopuddy…..

    And where IS everybody else?

    WAKE UP, Crustwood!’

    Or did you all run down early to the new Lord and Taylor’s, to get a chance to shop before it starts to get that “Pennys” smell?

    Don’t worry…. they’re never gonna go in there.

    (Not that I could afford it either, I admit.)

    Their selection of kitchen garbage cans isn’t up to Penny standards…. they probably don’t carry Joy’s favorite “Smells Almost Like Lagerfield” cologne, or Scat bathroom tissue, and it’s so old-fashioned I bet they don’t have a single “As seen on TV” product.Useless.Hey, a Find-It.Come back everybody…. there’s a Find-It!
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    loveslife  almost 11 years ago

    Lord and Taylor won’t let them in the door. Unless they dress to their standards.

    No Joy there isn’t even a gummy sandal(What is that anyway? something to eat like a gummy worm?)

    You don’t have the class for the store.

    If everyone in Crustwood is like them then yes the store will close with in a year cause no one will shop there.

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    Laura Gildwarg  almost 11 years ago

    Lord and Taylor? Oh, well, there goes the neighbourhood!

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    GROG Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I didn’t think they would be the type to shop at Lord & Taylor. The Dollar Store, yes, but not Lord & Taylor.

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    Tom Falco  almost 11 years ago

    Yes, when Lord & Taylor moves in, you know the neighborhood has gone to hell in a hand basket.

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    gmforde  almost 11 years ago

    Lord & Taylor won’t last long in Crustwood. It’s full of people like them. lol

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    Pipe Tobacco Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    If Crustwood is getting so upscale… how will Joy get her shopping done? Just out of curiosity, where is Mikie2? Or has he adopted some sort of “Free Dry” style moniker?

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    finale  almost 11 years ago

    Shop until battery dies on cart……I would expect nothing less from these 2 lard ***es sharing a scooter and denying it to someone who really needs it.

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    finale  almost 11 years ago

    Shop until battery dies on cart……I would expect nothing less from these 2 lard ***es sharing a scooter and denying it to someone who really needs it.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    They said the same thing when the Fresh-n-Hot bakery moved in where the Wonder Bread Day-Old Thrift Store used to be.

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    InTraining Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    YEW…Two days in a row with “Find-IT”… Now to start a rant about there being no more GBwOF….. ! ! !

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    InTraining Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Wonder what would happen if Crustwood Foods became Extreme Fitness…. ? ? ? ?

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    imnormal  almost 11 years ago

    I suspect when Lord and Taylor does their market survey, they will find they are not welcome in Crustwood and may let the Value City property go to their perennial rival, Dollar dump for a first ever Dollar Dump Super Store.

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    vldazzle  almost 11 years ago

    Yes, as imnormal mentioned, L&T must not yet have done any market research on the area. I agree that Dollar Dump is a better match. I’ve purchased some dressy woman’s suits there, back in the days that I wore that kind of work attire.

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    QuietStorm27  almost 11 years ago

    I do miss Value City for the clothes, and I admit that I do buy a lot of stuff at Dollar General, I hope I never run into The Penny’s. A shiver just ran down my spine.

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