Garfield by Jim Davis for January 28, 2014

Jon, Jon, no brains……..

At first I have read LIPS as UPS.

“Ten days after I turned eight, got my lips stuck in a gate! My friends all laughed. And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee – right on the lip – and we couldn’t even talk to each other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen, and when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip: Usta!”

- Veggie Tales – I Love My Lips

Good candidate for Garfield Minus Garfield.

Perfect for GMG!

I hope those are pajamas Jon is wearing and not a new shirt he bought with his girl friend. It is so hard to believe that she is with him.

And, thank you, RomNick.

idiot

Actually, Jon’s dialogue should read:“Wips!”“Wips!”“I can’t fee-oo my wips!

I bet Liz can ALWAYS feel her lips… Going by the size of them.xxx

Jon sure is dense.

Jon don’t you know you’re supposed to let the coffee cool a little???!!!!!…..or do as my mom does at a restaurant put ice cubes in it