Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 20, 2013

So you have sex often, is what you’re saying.

But not always.

Having sex with the telephone?

Oh that’s so sweet. She’s thinking about me.

Am I in the room when you are thinking like that?

What does a golfer’s wife say before having sex? “Have a nice round, honey.”

It’s, “And what position do you take in these thoughts?”

I think of my phone during times of passion?Is it set to vibrate?

…regardless of who she’s with.

“Ahhhh…..sweet…….I think about how I can finish this off and get back to watching football. Here…play with your toys.”

He must have been pretty good if she is still fantasizing about him while being with various others (I know that feeling).

ok but who’s she in bed with when she’s having sex?

OK, so back to the phone; where’s the Rotary Dial app?