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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 29, 2013
November 28, 2013
November 30, 2013
Transcript:
Zipper: So now we're gay pot growers? Zonker: It'll make us stand out in a crowded field, nephew. Zipper: But we'd have to live a lie! Zonker: Exactly! Just like so many real gays have to do! Zipper: Ah... good point. Zonker: We'd be living the truth of the lie! You can't get any authentic than that! Zipper: And we're sure this isn't stoner logic? Zonker: Not unless I'm missing something.
BE THIS GUY over 11 years ago
You are missing a lot.
Greg Johnston over 11 years ago
Yup, stoner logic!
trspence over 11 years ago
But what are they going to do when all the party invites start hitting the mailbox?
GrimmaTheNome over 11 years ago
Just donât call him ânephewâ in public!
goalgo over 11 years ago
Heâs back. Welcome back Garry.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 11 years ago
Nephew, you do understand, donât you, that as the junior partner you start out as theâŠâŠ bottom.
sbchamp over 11 years ago
Just donât tell the babe from NYU
Eggman61 over 11 years ago
A key step in marijuana production is to separate the male from the female plants before the males have a chance to pollinate the females. Basically, the females are more potent if their energy is not diverted to seed production. Not exactly a homosexual arrangement but definitely in line with Zâs policy of chastity.
marshalldoc over 11 years ago
How can Trudeau get it SO right So often?
luvdafuneez over 11 years ago
Maybe you shouldâŠ
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 11 years ago
Those two tend to stand out no matter what, and miss a lot too!
potrerokid over 11 years ago
Ah, yes! The territory where they create their own âbiblesâ by defiling the Torah & the New Testament!!!!
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 11 years ago
To make it less a lieYou guys needTo do the deed
It would even explain
A few things
In your past
End the lies guys
Come out for real
Alms4Thorby over 11 years ago
And when the real gay couple shows up?
kaffekup over 11 years ago
When a RWNJ calls you a liar, itâs a badge of honor.