Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 11, 2013
December 10, 2013
December 12, 2013
Transcript:
Janis: What did you tell them? Kevin Costner in "JFK"?
Arlo: Ha, ha.
Arlo: I'll have you know, geeks are in!
Janis: They can smell a flip-phone a mile away!
Janis: They'll tear you to shreds!
I’ve had to wear glasses since the summer before I entered 3rd grade. I’m pushing 63 and you can bet the glasses back then weren’t exactly the friendliest for a kid. Nowadays, you can get really classy looking frames that can either enhance your face or frames that allow people to see your face rather than the glasses.
I have found that when people get their very first pair of glasses, they almost always select the nerdiest, clunkiest frames available. Why is that?
I have been wearing glasses since I was 7. With a new pair on average of 4 years, it has taken 53 years and 13 generations of different frames for me to be the cool, spectacled guy that I am today.
I’ve needed to wear glasses since jr. high but, my stepmother thought I wanted them because I saw someone else wearing them. Who WANTED to wear glasses if they didn’t need to? When I finally got grown and went to work I bought my own. Could never wear contacts. I was nearsighted until I had cataract surgery a few years ago. Now I can see miles down the road but, can’t read what’s right in front of me. Go figure
finale about 11 years ago
Really worry if he starts wearing a pocket protector.
SackofRabidWeasels about 11 years ago
That’s not a geek, that’s a hipster.
alviebird about 11 years ago
Talk about denial…. I started to wonder how I would react to having to wear glasses…..
I’ve been wearing glassed for about 15 years.
Varnes about 11 years ago
Glasses make people look smarter….
sizer99 about 11 years ago
This is so Peanuts (that’s a compliment).
timzsixty9 about 11 years ago
way to be a supportive wife!
Q4horse about 11 years ago
What about laser surgery?
KEA about 11 years ago
Some wear glasses to see; others wear glasses to be seen in.
jbmlaw01 about 11 years ago
I’m still putting it off. I can see two miles down the road, just cannot see a hymnal without readers.
a2teacher about 11 years ago
a flip phone? … I’m doomed!
thezar about 11 years ago
After 50 I guess you just have to settle for cataract surgery like this 70 year old will be having :-)?
Gokie5 about 11 years ago
White socks are de rigeur.
Burnside217 about 11 years ago
He’s making a spectacle of himself!
ARLOS DAD about 11 years ago
I have a cool flip trac phone…
ARLOS DAD about 11 years ago
Black frame glasses with mirror lens are also the most…
cbrsarah about 11 years ago
I’ve had to wear glasses since the summer before I entered 3rd grade. I’m pushing 63 and you can bet the glasses back then weren’t exactly the friendliest for a kid. Nowadays, you can get really classy looking frames that can either enhance your face or frames that allow people to see your face rather than the glasses.
Arianne about 11 years ago
“They’re all gonna laugh at you!”
jerrythemacguy about 11 years ago
I have found that when people get their very first pair of glasses, they almost always select the nerdiest, clunkiest frames available. Why is that?
I have been wearing glasses since I was 7. With a new pair on average of 4 years, it has taken 53 years and 13 generations of different frames for me to be the cool, spectacled guy that I am today.
Boise Ed Premium Member about 11 years ago
Who are “they”?
samfran6-0 about 11 years ago
I’ve needed to wear glasses since jr. high but, my stepmother thought I wanted them because I saw someone else wearing them. Who WANTED to wear glasses if they didn’t need to? When I finally got grown and went to work I bought my own. Could never wear contacts. I was nearsighted until I had cataract surgery a few years ago. Now I can see miles down the road but, can’t read what’s right in front of me. Go figure
Llywus about 11 years ago
I am flummoxed by Janis’ comment. Kevin Costner in JFK? Was there a recent movie or something?
mike scott about 11 years ago
Been wearing the same frames for 40+ years, they’ve been considered cool a few times.