Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 13, 2013

I think he’s about to get brained with a vase…

Well, you can just go do the impossible!

“Take a number and wait in line with the other guys.”

I think she might belt him across the face in the original too.

if looks could kill she’d have the coroner on speed dial.

Wow…he even looks like my ex from the back like that

She’s just SO lucky … NOT!

Her “After I just got it waxed. Well any port in a storm, sailor.”

he could’ve gone all day without saying that

original panel is funny too!

Either way, he’s a jerk! No time for those!

I met a nice lady decades ago when we were both divorced. We liked each other a lot, but we also knew we weren’t made for each other. Nevertheless, we had a lot of good times with each other while each of us was looking for someone else. We each eventually found someone else, but we are still friends. I think our friendship has lasted because we have been honest with each other and remained within the bounds of propriety when one of us was married.

Hook-up line and stinker

Right after she cleans his clock.

Her: Thats Bigomy!Him: Yes, it is big of me, but I’m just a giver.

She ain’t innocent.

I’m not with the one I love and you’re the one I’m with, so let’s get busy.