Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 09, 2013

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    Swalb%515  almost 11 years ago

    Wrong words to say to Andy!

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    transylvanian  almost 11 years ago

    This after having a pulled calf muscle a few days ago? :)

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    Linguist  almost 11 years ago

    I know a lot of footballers who’d like to chase a “fan” or two off the pitch and out of the stadium. Those spectator’s comments ,though, aren’t as mild as this poor guy’s.I give today’s effort a +8

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    Sandfan  almost 11 years ago

    Andy does not tolerate criticism from the yobbos on the sidelines…

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    Linguist  almost 11 years ago

    @Number (FREE DRY!!!) SixThe current fixing fiasco only goes to prove a long standing arguement that I have had about international players.Because of the huge amount of money generated by gambling on professional sports, it is not unexpected that individuals from cultures, where bribery and theft are accepted as a way of life, should succumb to the temptations of additional monies.In a sport where individuals bribe their way onto FIFA boards, and nations do likewise for venues and voting privilidges, why are we shocked at a few players conduct ?This starts at the top with FIFA Boss Blatter and works it’s dirty way down to the likes of the Africans players Sodje and Campbell !Andy would only take a bribe if it was in alcholic form.

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    Linguist  almost 11 years ago

    Just for fun, take a stopwatch and time the actual amount of physical action that takes place in an american football game from the time the ball is snapped until the play has ended. I think you’ll be surprised to learn that your 60 minutes of game is actually, around 22 minutes of real action.While the clock does not stop for injury or penalty in soccer, time is added on to the end of each half to make up the difference of the stoppages. Unlike other sports, football ( soccer ) is 90 minutes of continuous action broken into two 45 minute segments.

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    Linda Solomon  almost 11 years ago

    Thought of the day and Hugs ((((((( CAPPERS ! )))))))

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    Linda Solomon  almost 11 years ago

    Why we so rarely go to the movies…

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 11 years ago

    Only one spectator, I see. (Then again, Flo and Andy are the only ones ever at the horse races……..) This one would’ve been funnier if there would’ve been a token other few in the crowd and Andy was even shorter (but fiercer) compared to the heckler. Is Andy the only soccer player in the world who doesn’t do the dreaded flop? “I went to a soccer match and bad acting broke out.”

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    Number Three  almost 11 years ago

    I love the massive exclamation mark above the man’s head. I always used to get a kick out of the way Reg Smythe added those features. I still do.xxx

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    Number Three  almost 11 years ago

    Gweedo (Free Range Dry) Murray said, about 22 hours agoI hope my Sunday is that good too, and that yours is the beginning of wellness turnaround.-I like the animal ones that have good lines. As people go, I like seeing shots of us. -Sorry about your under-the-weather condition right now. I am colds free, so far. Knock on plastic.-A hug is available if you can make the trip. Heather might consent to you using her guest room. She plans to bring her mother out from Michigan for Christmas and will put her up in it. I am playing the “Pure Heroine” album as I write this. “Royals” sounds DYNO-MITE through the subs. -Meanwhile…… I hope this hug will do.-Found this earlier..Royals parody__________________________________________________That hug was just what I needed! It was quite cosy too. Thank you for that.-Haha… It’ll be quite a journey from England to Colarado, USA. I don’t think I’ll be fit for travelling such a long way with the condition I’m in. -I hope Heather’s Mum has a great Xmas visit when she arrives from Michigan. -Thank you for the excellent link. They are always appreciated and enjoyable. Mind if I send you one? It’s a clip from the Xmas Mr. Bean episode.

    I find this clip very sweet and pretty entertaining! I love it.

    Nativity Scene

    Long live Rowan Atkinson.

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