Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for December 11, 2013

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    oranaiche  almost 11 years ago

    … “but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line’! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…”

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    Ida No  almost 11 years ago

    It helps if you paint eyes on your lids, and practice not snoring.

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    blunebottle  almost 11 years ago

    I win staring contests with cats. They get very uncomfortable after 2-3 minutes. Or bored.

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    Ida No  almost 11 years ago

    And yes, my ringtone is the sound of a can opener…

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    JK1  almost 11 years ago

    Cats are super at staring contests … especially at 4:45 a.m. when their “stomach clocks” go off and they want their breakfast. If the stare doesn’t do the job, their whiskers will.

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    Marsia_wd  almost 11 years ago

    We put lever handles in when we bought our house, our dog didn’t bother. Two years later got Kendra (guess who she’s named after), Sheppard who taught herself to open all the doors whether push or pulling. Hubby can’t even go to the bathroom alone. She opens the door and demands to be petted. “You’re just sitting there, pet me damn it.”

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 11 years ago

    Three days? No way. A real cat would sleep more than half that time. Or did he sleep with his eyes open?

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