Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 10, 2014

Don’t touch ’em, Broomie!

Start over? Superior intelligence?I harumph in your general direction, Gaylord!

Screw crossword puzzles.

Get a real job. Pal.

RED ink! Yay!

I always do crossword puzzles in ink, unless the cat steals my pen. My father got me hooked at an ear age, said it would help my vocabulary in school.

I look at the upper left and if it doesn’t look too difficult I try it (in ink), if I make more than 1 or 2 mistakes I quit. No wait I “put it aside” (and never go back).

Have you thought about helping with the National Budget? God knows they could use some logic-istical help. :-)

What do you call those of us who give up in frustration?

I use ink because I have trouble reading the pencil lettering but I write over the mistakes too.

My mom would use erasable pens.

Loser. Why don’t you go to a gym and exercise. And Gaylord you are ugly.