Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 18, 2013
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Adam: That poor, sad fruitcake. Katy: I picture Steve Buscemi doing the voice. Frankie the fruitcake was lonely because people didn't like him. Nobody liked his fake fruit that tasted all nasty. Ew. Gross. He'd been regifted three years in a row. Hey! I gave you this last year!
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago
The perfect voice. This could take off.
Jonathan Mason almost 11 years ago
I assume that in he US you eat some sort of foul, synthetic fruit cake. In the UK, we have a rich, dark fruit cake made with a range of dried fruits and nuts, steeped with port and brandy – one of the joys of Xmas.
edclectic almost 11 years ago
How ’bout Christopher Walken for a strange twist?
charliesommers almost 11 years ago
My deceased aunt, who was born in 1892, made fruitcakes every year that were wonderfully delicious. Some of the fruit in them had been candied but it was certainly real. Dark, rich, and so good with a glass of eggnog or boiled custard it would keep in the refrigerator for months and only improve in texture and flavor as it aged.
ChessPirate almost 11 years ago
How about James Earl Jones? Darth Fruitcake! That would be trippy! Hhhhk Kshhhh…
shamest Premium Member almost 11 years ago
the only fruitcake that ever tasted good was soaked with a whole bottle of whisky
Robert Allen almost 11 years ago
My grandmother made what she called rum cake, made by mixing fermented fruit cocktail and raisins (allowed to ferment for about a week) and a special cake batter. She never passed down the recipe, and I have missed it since she passed. It was the only food with alcohol that I would eat. I am a serious teetotaler.
ksue82 almost 11 years ago
@jimmyh43105 this is the second endorsement for the Collin Street Bakery in Texas. Very good fruitcakes
Daeder almost 11 years ago
And Daniel Stern can do voice-over narration!