Eek! by Scott Nickel for December 11, 2013

I told you that you were gonna put an eye out with that thing…er, eyes…er, oh well…

Perhaps, instead of weapons research, Jimmy could concentrate on giving his mother decent lip implants.

Gosh, Dad, I’m sorry. Can I have the car keys now?

A word of advice to all parents: Be careful what you say to a child holding a death ray.

Scott’s been spying on me!

I hate when that happens.

Charles Addams did it first!

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