Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 11, 2014

Well people dont always keep to their resolutions

It could be easier to loose some pounds.

This is Day 2. I didn’t guess correctly. I thought for sure the scenario would run longer to keep us in the suspense to which we have become accustomed.

Good one!

Well that was quick…

I didn’t think it would happen so soon…

Only our intrepid ‘lil hero would gladly trade a week’s detention for a 1-0 start against the G-Lady!! Snark! SNARK!!

You destroyed Mrs. Godfrey’s resoultion but at what cost Nate?

Nate’s troubles with Mrs. Godfrey are all of his own making.

oh. i thought it would be a challenge 4 Nate … huh

that is exactly what i expected

i dont blame mrs godfrey for yelling lol

man,mrs.godfrey is a total jerk to nate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

new record!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nobody’s resolution starts perfectly the first day,the first week,or the first month. Godfrey slipped up because of Nate’s doings. All she’s gotta do is get back on the horse,keep calm and carry on. Which will be hard with Nate playing Lex Luthor at her every move.

Nate’s a total arse. It’s kids like him that so often made school a terrible experience.

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FAIL!!

O REKT!

I’m surprised he didn’t get detention

Hey, hey!

Eleven seconds by my stopwatch…

RIP Mrs. Godfrey’s skirt