Pluggers by Rick McKee for December 30, 2013

yep….for eons to come

I know you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant…whoopsie

Dr. Dave. I used to have a postcard with that on it on my desk at work. Then I retired.

Or you could be a aspie…… Many a aspie has been struck by “foot in mouth” problems.

My husband and I love each other dearly, and we have had EPIC battles only to come to the realization that we agreed with each other, all caused by the way I speak and he hears and vice versa. But it’s all OK ’cause then the skies clear, the sun comes out, the birds sing….!

There are inside words and outside words… this time an inside word got out…gobble-gobble!!! (for those who have seen Frank Caliendo’s “George Bush” routine)

That’ll teach her to ask if her butt looks big in those shorts!

I told my wife, before she was my wife, if I ever said anything that could be taken two different ways, and one would make her mad. I always meant the other. It actually works, sometimes!

She is always saying, “what?” What did you say?", so when I whisper to myself, she comes out with the rolling pin.