Man: Honey, a home defense trident will do you no good if you won't learn how to wield it!
When tridents are outlawed, only outlaws will have tridents.
That looks pretty sinister. She probably needs a right-handed trident.
Dodent or donotdent. There is no trident.
Iād rather have the missile version.
āā¦There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.ā
Perfect for when their home is underwater.
āThe guy from Poseidon Home Security gave me a great deal on it!ā.
Carefulā¦ if you paint it black, itāll be labeled as an āassault tridentā, and youāll anger a bunch of people.
Posei-donāt.
Four out of five burglars recommend Trident for home defense.
November 07, 2013
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 11 years ago
When tridents are outlawed, only outlaws will have tridents.
Superfrog about 11 years ago
That looks pretty sinister. She probably needs a right-handed trident.
solarrhino about 11 years ago
Dodent or donotdent. There is no trident.
edclectic about 11 years ago
Iād rather have the missile version.
James Hopkins about 11 years ago
āā¦There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.ā
ossiningaling about 11 years ago
Perfect for when their home is underwater.
katzenbooks45 about 11 years ago
āThe guy from Poseidon Home Security gave me a great deal on it!ā.
tryoung71 about 11 years ago
Carefulā¦ if you paint it black, itāll be labeled as an āassault tridentā, and youāll anger a bunch of people.
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 11 years ago
Posei-donāt.
artegal about 11 years ago
Four out of five burglars recommend Trident for home defense.