Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 15, 2014

Barfmop?

The dreaded puke run. No sawdust Frazz?

I got the principal’s shoes in elementary school. (many apologies, Mr. Hanson…….)

I was in a grocery store when the intercom came on with the announcement " Gary clean up isle 5", then it clicked off. A couple of seconds later it back clicked on and in a rather ominous tone said “With A mop” and off again.

He was probably the “Rookie”…

I guess that’s an example of “Misery Loving Company?”

Oh, grouwss!!!

I bet Frazz beats Cuban rhythms on the bottom of waste baskets and yells, “Babaloo!!”

When I drop food on the kitchen floor all I have to say is “cleanup on aisle 3” and the dogs come running!

For some reason vomit is one of the few smells that will bother me. Dead rotten things, guts and gore, various chemical fumes doesn’t bother me, but let somebody puke and I’m gone.

I wonder if that smell bothering people is kind of a instinctual defense mechanism to help avoid getting sick by aversion to a external sign of illness.

Just the sight / thought kicks the gag reflex in me. I can’t deal with other people’s puke. Dog help me if I ever have kids…

Oh I know dog too. Sometimes even spell is doG !