Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 24, 2013

He must, right?

If Santa can deliver presents all over the world in one night he certainly has time to make it back to the home throne if need be.

Gosh, you ask him for expensive electronics, and you won’t even offer him basic hospitality?

Sheesh! Where are your manners?

If it were the Dinette Set, neither Santa nor anyone else would even ask.

Your not the only one now.

It smells like…pine trees?

He never goes. That’s why he’s so big.

I really hadn’t thought about it until now. And then I had to go before I could reply.

Merry Christmas to all.

(see Gray Matters for one possible answer)

He rides a sleigh doesn’t he? Maybe he hangs it over the side like a canoe rider. Look out below, or he does it over the ocean. Oh well I don’t know! Merry Christmas!

You left out “sooty”. Yeah I think if he did, he would leave black smudges. And he would have a hard time remembering “Was the lid closed before I sat down?”

So be sure to take a picture before you go to bed so you can check in the morning!

well, Santa comes bearing gifts…..he just doesn’t always leave them under the tree

I’m guessing he holds it until home (He’s on a tight schedule).

With everyone leaving beverages and cookies, well yeah!

Yellow Snow?