Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 20, 1993

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THUMP! THUMP! "M.C." NATE'S END O' SCHOOL RAP! O.S. 1: Dag! O.S. 2: Word! NATE: Listen to me people Got some things to reLATE! I'm the master of the mike, My name is M.C. Nate! I'm an academic wonder, I'm the king of my class! When I took my finals, All my teachers said: You Pass! Was there ever any doubt That I'd succees? Heck, No! M.C. Nate is number one (That's with a capital "O")! I would like to take a moment, Maybe two or three, To pay tribute to the teachers Who Instructed me! First and foremost is a teacher Who has made her Mark! Other teachers may be decent But they're not Miss Clarke! Other teachers may be better Than Miss Clarke is...NOT! Other teachers may be warm But she is totally HOT!! Mr. Rosa teaches Art And that's a class I LIKE! I'm so talented in Art, It's just like riding a BIKE! Everytime I make a masterpiece That I think is great, Mr. Rosa rolls his eyes And says, "That's different, Nate." Mrs. Godfrey is the teacher Who's the worst of the worst! In an ugly teacher contest She would come in first! She will put you in detention Just to get her kicks! People say she has a birthmark Reading "666!" M.C. Nate is finished rhyming. There's no more, that's all! So I say to all my teachers: I'll be back next fall! All vacations have a way Of passing in a FLASH. So I'm jumping into Summer And I'm making a SPLASH!