B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 04, 2014

Good looking gals,whats a few pounds.

Fat brod is becoming more ‘far out’ all the time.

Nasty pounds. So easily found, so hard to get rid.

“I lost 30 pounds.”.“Have you tried looking down?”.“There they are. Thanks!”

I lose a unwanted 130 pounds… Got a divorce.

I lost 145 lbs. in one day…when the judge signed the divorce papers!

Before leaving work for the Thanksgiving holiday, I told my friends at work I’d see them 10 lbs. later!!

I lost 145 lbs. in one day…when the judge signed the divorce papers!

Before leaving work for the Thanksgiving holiday, I told my friends at work I’d see them 10 lbs. later!!

Actually she’s pretty volrptureous right now.

Probably, but you gotta admit “volrptureous” is a mighty friggersnaffle word to add to the American language. (much like “friggersnaffle” in its own uniqueyishly way)

I trying to lose weight also like the Fat Broad wonder if she’ll succeed????!!!!