Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 20, 2013

I’m sure you’ll get your wish, m’dear.

Try not to kick the ornaments off the lower branches, chippie.

Watch out for the pine needles!

Then unwrapped, put to one side while the recipient plays with wrapping.

bells-a-jingling

Lie, laid, layer, liar, lay, lain…I never could get those right.

She’s the gift that keeps on giving.

if I WERE, no better not say it if I want my gift

Oh, John I DO hope you’ll have that ’Santa’s helper’ art again this year.

Ho, oh, ho! Time to bring out the Yule log.

LOLOLOL!

This is a beautiful likeness of that beautiful actress EleanorParker who just recently passed away at the age og 96

And then in 9 months the gift will give another gift, or 2, or 3. Such fun

Yes you would.But a bed is much better….those pine needles or cold snow can ruin the mood.

Are we sure this isn’t a Paris Hilton quote of some sort? Kinda sounds like something she would say around Christmas.

John, I think you’re the master of double entendres – and this is one of your best. Merry Christmas!

Hm.. R-rated today.

I better check under my tree to see if I got one?