The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for January 23, 2014

So everyone will know who is having a facelift?Beats reading it in the Crustwood gossip column

Where is everyone tonite? I had trouble getting in and all of a sudden the comics came up. I hear crickets…

The site was down 2Old…. so nobody could get in.

It just came back up a few minutes ago… maybe everybody else already gave up and went to bed.

Sorry I’m late, folks. I missed the ‘excitement’ with the site being down as I was tied up with other stuff, so am just now getting in here. Anyhow, here’s a question: do ALL the doctors in Crustwood sport bandaids on their heads?

His patients will get sun damaged in the waiting room; so they will need cosmetic surgery. He’s a genius!

How about liposuction? Where is that waiting room for the Pennys for their annual touch up so they can continuing eating habits over the next 12 months?

The dual purpose of the waiting room had not escaped me either but the Penny’s would never pay for plastic surgery.

I’m sure they will meander by often however, just for entertainment (and to have more fodder for gossip).

Is that JERRYon the left….. ? ? ? waiting for his augmentation….! ! !

“007” is s’posed t’ already KNOW these things!!