Monty by Jim Meddick for January 14, 2014

Withdrawal symptoms.

Actually, many species of animals are on the verge of becoming extinct because millions of people actually have the exact same thought, albeit without the hairy arms.

Anyway, the guy’s lucky that Monty didn’t go “Die, bearded bandana dudes with turquois scarfs! Die, hipsters, die!”

That’s the worst thing he’s done so far. It’s escalating!!

That sudden, momentary reappearance of Monty Hyde was the scariest thing we’ve seen so far in this arc. Poor pandas. And maybe poor Monty, too, if he can’t control himself. He’d become the new Dr. David Banner.

Seemed to be about the right response. Where was the Jekyll effect?

They particularly don’t like making love in front of us, and since they’re one of the most closely monitored species…

if you watch it that close, it will never come up…the worm of course.?!

It’s a natural part of evolution. Species die out. Before humans came on the scene there were more types of species than we could ever count or know.

Panda…..tastes like chicken.

Maybe with Viagra?

I felt a touch of some real horror there, the kind that feels like tears are going to come, I guess because I’ve known Monty for so long and have also experienced unexpected destructive anger in real people I’ve lived with.