Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 26, 2014
January 25, 2014
January 27, 2014
Transcript:
Ring! June: Hello? Yes, this is Mrs. Drabble. Who's calling? The credit card fraud division?? ... What? You suspect someone else is using my card because of some unusual purchases? Like what? Someone spent $122.46 at the kitty boutique? That was me. And a charge of $251.33 at the apron emporium outlet store? That was me, too. A charge of $471.83 at the dollar store? Yes, that was me as well! Ralph: Who was on the phone, Honeybunch? June: The credit card fraud division. They thought a strange person was using my card! Ralph: No comment from me!
Swalb%515 almost 11 years ago
You have to keep on top of your credit purchases nowadays.
mdcdjg2008 almost 11 years ago
471.83 at the dollar store what do you need 471 of?
flyertom almost 11 years ago
I got an email from my bank that said my old, expired Visa card was declined for a purchase in England. They told me not to use the expired one.
Plods with ...™ almost 11 years ago
Good choice.
alondra almost 11 years ago
Oogie’s upset that you spent so much less on her than you spent on aprons and whatsis at the Dollar Store.
The Fly Hunter almost 11 years ago
The Apron Emporium Outlet Store????
Rwill almost 11 years ago
I had a credit card that every time I ordered something from a place in California they would call me. But when I ordered something from a place in Tokyo, I wouldn’t hear from them. As I was living in the US, I would of thought that my credit card being used in another country would have been more suspicious.
DaveBNM almost 11 years ago
Google: Steve Martin – Cat Handcuffs
Keith Kunz almost 11 years ago
FUNNY! but it shows if you don’t pay the bills a credit card is free money, my mother always thought ‘charging it was getting it for free’ and she ignored dad’s blow ups every month.
vldazzle almost 11 years ago
My charges at times get me strange advertisments. I bought baby bottle warmers (room and car) for bird food and insulated baby bottle carriers in 2 sizes that let me carry a drink and snack I see the same one here at Target.
But for quite a while I got many ads for baby stuff- I cold not tell them it was for me and a parrot ;-D
robert423elliott over 1 year ago
I wonder what happened to Jaythor? These are the kinds of openings that he loves to respond to. Of course, his manner of response is aggravating, but I still hope he’s OK.
Jaythor about 1 year ago
No wonder the poor man has to have 2-3 jobs….she is a compulsive shop-a-holic.