Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 26, 2014

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Ring! June: Hello? Yes, this is Mrs. Drabble. Who's calling? The credit card fraud division?? ... What? You suspect someone else is using my card because of some unusual purchases? Like what? Someone spent $122.46 at the kitty boutique? That was me. And a charge of $251.33 at the apron emporium outlet store? That was me, too. A charge of $471.83 at the dollar store? Yes, that was me as well! Ralph: Who was on the phone, Honeybunch? June: The credit card fraud division. They thought a strange person was using my card! Ralph: No comment from me!