Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 02, 2014
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Laura: Clayton, you need to eat your asparagus. Clayton: Uuuuugh. Why do they hgave to call it "asparagus", anyway? Even the word is gross. What if they called it something fun, like "snappy sticks." Asparagus sounds like a skin disorder or something. "I'm sorry, sir. It looks like you have a nasty case of asparagus." Laura: The stalling techniques are strong in this one. Adam: Eat your snappy sticks, son.
Tirasmol almost 11 years ago
I’m with you Clayton, those snappy sticks are kinda slimy and gross.
Pharmakeus Ubik almost 11 years ago
Grilled is good too, and I didn’t like Snappy Sticks for my first 44 years.
cleokaya almost 11 years ago
I love asparagus any way, anytime! Try tossing it with olive oil and lemon juice or balsamic then grilling it.
georgelcsmith almost 11 years ago
Asperagus shouldn’t snap when served. It should be fork tender but without a hint of mushyness. It should be served hot, thoroughly covered with real butter and a dash of salt. Broccoli should be cooked and served the same way. I am 67 and have loved asperagus since childhood. I also enjoy broccoli. Dislike of these vegetables is probably due to improper cooking or lack of sufficient real butter.
slug_queen almost 11 years ago
I like to saute asparagus in a bit of olive oil, with fresh garlic, and some red bell peppers. Then toss with some fresh gated parmagiano and s few pine nuts. OMG good!
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I conned my children into liking cauliflower and broccoli by cutting them into florets (the veg not the kids) and calling them trees.“Eat your green trees and your white trees” Actually worked.
Dani Rice almost 11 years ago
There’s a huge difference between vegans and vegetarians. Vegetarians eat eggs and cheese, while vegans don’t. And there are a lot more vegetables than there are meats, so no you don’t have the eat your broccoli, George.
gary4160 almost 11 years ago
wife hides my snappy sticks in a stir fry!
jazzmoose almost 11 years ago
Snappy sticks are great, when they’re snappy. When they’re overdone and limp like mom cooked them, well…
neatslob Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I like it steamed with a bit of Parmesan and garlic.
ChessPirate almost 11 years ago
“Clayton, I am your father! Eat your Snappy Sticks and grow up to be big and strong, like me!”“Nooooooooo!”
Perkycat almost 11 years ago
By the way, I do like asparagus but cannot eat broccoli even with my adult tastes.
Sabrejack Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Rub them with oil, salt and pepper and throw them on a HOT grill for 5 minutes, turning once. Heaven. Green, pointy heaven
celeconecca almost 11 years ago
You could try saying it backwards, which is “sugarapsa”, but the “p” gets in the way.
QuietStorm27 almost 11 years ago
I have never tried asparagus because I never had it as a child, I also never tried eggplant or squash but I love broccoli.
pcolli almost 11 years ago
Asparagus can make your urine smell but that’s not the reason I dislike it. I enjoy raw broccoli and cauliflower now and again. My hates as a kid were lambs’ brains, hearts, liver and kidneys……. I still won’t eat them and as for tomatoes, I just can’t taste them.
Rolf Rykken Premium Member almost 11 years ago
YES! White asperagus is great, learned about white in France — though do like green. :D
Jiblet_VT almost 11 years ago
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