FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 26, 2014
January 19, 2014
February 02, 2014
Transcript:
Jason: I'll just leave this lock picking manual right here...along with a few paper clips and hairpins...Finally, some handkerchiefs tied together into a makeshift rope... Marcus: You do realize when Quincy makes his appearance tonight, your sister's blaming you regardless. Jason: I just need plausible deniability. Ding dong! Andy: Paige, your friends are here for the sleepover!
Templo S.U.D. almost 11 years ago
I hope one or a few of Paige’s friends is a herpetologist; Quincy won’t scare them that quite easily.
Pretzelcoatl almost 11 years ago
Jason may have to settle for implausible deniability.
Nachikethass almost 11 years ago
If there’s just one girl with a platform shoe and a good arm, RIP, Quincy!
Dr_Fogg almost 11 years ago
My middle daughter keeps begging for a komodo dragon.. :-D
Chithing Premium Member almost 11 years ago
4: Gather phone numbers of several reputable child psychologists for future reference.
ChessPirate almost 11 years ago
And Paige will give you inevitable poundability.
Asharah almost 11 years ago
I used to tell my nieces I was going to buy their little brother a tarantula to introduce to their prom dates. I was a BBBAAADDDD auntie LOL!
ewalnut almost 11 years ago
His mother never punishes him for this kind of thing — except by feeding him tofu. But since she does that whether he misbehaves or not, there is no incentive to behave.
Kali39 almost 11 years ago
Not happening, Jason. Paige knows you too well. She’s going to blame you no matter what you do.
Doctor11 almost 11 years ago
Further proof that Jason has a death wish.
HeidiTentee almost 11 years ago
If John Browdie could do the same thing with Smike and fool the schoolmeister, why not?
Jude10101 almost 9 years ago
quincy is smart
OopyLeSpoo over 3 years ago
That cage looks way to tiny for Quincy.