FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 26, 2014

I hope one or a few of Paige’s friends is a herpetologist; Quincy won’t scare them that quite easily.

Jason may have to settle for implausible deniability.

If there’s just one girl with a platform shoe and a good arm, RIP, Quincy!

My middle daughter keeps begging for a komodo dragon.. :-D

4: Gather phone numbers of several reputable child psychologists for future reference.

And Paige will give you inevitable poundability.

I used to tell my nieces I was going to buy their little brother a tarantula to introduce to their prom dates. I was a BBBAAADDDD auntie LOL!

His mother never punishes him for this kind of thing — except by feeding him tofu. But since she does that whether he misbehaves or not, there is no incentive to behave.

Not happening, Jason. Paige knows you too well. She’s going to blame you no matter what you do.

Further proof that Jason has a death wish.

If John Browdie could do the same thing with Smike and fool the schoolmeister, why not?

quincy is smart

That cage looks way to tiny for Quincy.