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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 05, 2014
Transcript:
Luann: "Every year I make a list of New Year's resolutions: get organized, clean my room, eat less junk, be more patient, don't let Tiffany bug me..." Luann: "And every year I tell everyone about my resolutions to pressure me to keep them. But by February first, I've forgotten every resolution, and I'm back to my old habits. So I'm done with that" Bernice: "Really? No resolutions this year?" Luann: "What? No, I made the usual list. But #1 is "Don't say anything to anyone about you resolu--"" Luann: "Oh, CRUD" Bernice: "And still 26 days 'til February! You're on a roll!"
JayBluE about 11 years ago
I think Puddles let out a āFreudian Yawnā there, as Lu was reading off her listā¦
Belinda Banana Ana about 11 years ago
Snapā¦
JayBluE about 11 years ago
āGoal TendingāāResolution 9āāGood Intentions, Bad ExecutionāāTry And ErrorāāThe No-Go Flow ChartāorāReady! Aim! Re-aim!ā
Willow Mt Lyon about 11 years ago
Okay, Bern, what are your resolutions?
JayBluE about 11 years ago
Thatās like the Johnny Cash song: āI Forgot To Remember To Forgetāā¦. ā Any of these for a nice listen: here<//a> ā here ā or here, evenā¦
Swalb%515 about 11 years ago
Me too. That way i never forget.
JayBluE about 11 years ago
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JayBluE about 11 years ago
I guess this also marks the āUpteenth Anniversaryā of Luannās resolution-ingā¦. a quick jog over to āLuann Againnā will seem just like youāre reading todayāsā¦ā¦ ā Only with a few more wordsā¦. and some different goalsā¦and they look like they did back thenā¦ and the room is arranged a bit differentlyā¦.. and stuff was a bit cheaperā¦ and different shows were on TVā¦ andā¦.
JayBluE about 11 years ago
Iā¦Iām not sure!ā¦ I just ignored that spinny thingā¦ I just thought it was an MP4 player playing in the backgroundā¦. maybe that thing that said āSunā was something to keep the house warmā¦ like it spins, and the friction and all warms up the place, better than a few logs!ā¦ ā Yeah, that must be why it said āSunā on itā¦(XD)
JayBluE about 11 years ago
Yeah, that sounds like an air transference systemā¦ with a hollow match to simultaneously cause the friction, and conduct the harmful air awayā¦.
JayBluE about 11 years ago
Groovy, you say?ā¦ Hmmā¦ sounds about rightā¦if memory serves me correctly, that word was used a lot back then, in the days when poodles wore skirts and all the CDs were bigger, with funny colors, and Forest Gump showed LBJ his ādark side of the moonā and allā¦.
JayBluE about 11 years ago
Well, now Iām going to have to make it a goal to erase my eyes!ā¦ on second thought, Iāll just have to erase my āForrest Gumpā VHS (And donāt everybody act as if you donāt have any VHSs laying around!!!ā¦)
watmiwori about 11 years ago
You got THAT right!
JayBluE about 11 years ago
Yeahhhhā¦. Iām glad they donāt!ā¦ My eyes are tired already, and that application of technology would be abuse to them, ha ha!!!ā¦. Thatās one kind of Blue I can do without! - I guess the cure is to now look at my Mrs. as she so peacefully slumbers, until I end up imitating her, except with a snoring sound, Lol!ā¦
Mikeyj about 11 years ago
Looks like Lu has had a haircut
Mikeyj about 11 years ago
Luann obviously likes Bern a lotā¦ or, sheād be smacking her āupside the headā, pretty much anytime they spend time together.
watmiwori about 11 years ago
Wouldnāt help! If she made such a resolution, sheād never be able to keep it!
Mordock999 Premium Member about 11 years ago
Okay Iāve got a QUESTION:
How EVERY time Bernice Comes to Luannās Room SHE Is MADE to Sit On The FLOOR?
Is THAT Some Kinda āFemale Power Tripā Thing???
JayBluE about 11 years ago
āā¦for a Sacramento Kings basketball game where we lost ā¦ā¦ā¦. again. LOL, should have finished up the inventory.ā ^SāAlright, no worries! Wow! Lost on both countsā¦ Try having all your sports teams lose on the same weekend, or at least in the span of 2 weeks!ā¦ Actually, I do have one leftā¦ and Iām hoping that all of them can make their goal to not stink on ice! this year/next year, ha ha!ā¦ ā Wow, hope the guy was okā¦. that just means that the U.S. version of Futbol is getting closer to the European Model
genorino about 11 years ago
I didnāt know Bernice was into ultra-marathons or the science of the sport.
JayBluE about 11 years ago
You know something?ā¦. G-man likes plansā¦. Lu likes to make plansā¦ their relationship could be most beneficially symbioticā¦. ā Yeahā¦. with Gunther around, olā Lu would be able to have help in really keeping those resolutions!!ā¦..Yeahā¦one more reason to reconsider some āGunther Loveā!ā¦
Radical-Knight about 11 years ago
What are friends for but to trip you up for a gag-line!
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member about 11 years ago
Just because you break the resolution doesnāt mean you have to give up on the idea all together.
Mordock999 Premium Member about 11 years ago
Bernice just likes sitting on the floor, not bed.____________________________________
Oh, Really?So I GUESS āChairsā are VERBOTEN in the DeGroot Household.
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
Yup! Youāve done it again! (Love that squinty look in panel 4.)
ORMouseworks about 11 years ago
Nice to see Luann and Bernice and Puddles altogether in Luannās bedroomā¦havenāt seen that scene for quite awhileā¦some of their best dialogue happened in that venueā¦ ;)
bronzeskater about 11 years ago
Interesting choice of reading material BerniceāBorn to Run. Not something I would have thought she would be interested in.
JayBluE about 11 years ago
Gives new meaning to āCookie Monstersāā¦
JayBluE about 11 years ago
Ha Ha!!!