Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 16, 2014

And don’t ask about his swinging pendulum.

Don’t worry, he’s not alarming.

Shouldn’t that be a grandfather clock?

His face rings a bell….I’m sure I’ve seen this before…..

Always keep an analog for the times the power goes out. Never feel stressed by the flashing “12:00”

Old grand mom Anna could not be there, she has been laid to rest. R.I.P. Anna Log.

his timing is off. he 7:20 as opposed to 4:00.

He not only repeats old stories, he repeats the good ol’ times……..

That’s right bigdoggy. When the power lines take a lickin’, the old wind-up keeps tickin’. I did however buy a large plastic old time look-alike [with hands, Elgin, Walmart, cheap] that uses a battery. It goes off every morning, same battery for over a year and a half now.

Warren Jones…he’s slow.

And don’t get him all wound up – his ticker isn’t what it used to be.

He’s an old timer, but he’s not a grandfather clock.

BTW – How many youngsters today know which way clockwise is?

This late in the day, I get to use this one?……I know that there are some strange things on top of his head, but don’t be alarmed….It’s not like it’s as dire as “For Whom The Bell Tolls”….It just seems that way on Monday morning…Ring a bell?