The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for January 27, 2014

Heaven forbid you aren’t first in line Burl. Especially when there is food involved. He’d knock little old ladies down to get to the buffet line.

Or getting on the bus, in case they’d take “his” seat…or going into the mall, cos they might get to the 1¢ sale at Sears first, and grab the screwdrivers he wants….

Or the dollar store… there are a limited number of those windshield shades, you know… Or the …..

I wonder what prompted Verla’s complaint — is Jerry being a real jerk yet again?

Manners? Who’s got manners any more? It’s not a gender thing.

Burl’s club should find a way to add an “e”

Hey kids!! A movie about Burl is on TV right now!!

He doesn’t open the door for Ma does he? Nice top Verl, that’s for sure, any blonde would be better than her..

And Burl is a delegate for Men’s equal rights – MERD? (and also carries a Murse and has Moobs)?

I thought Verla’s shirt just meant that Jerry is not a “Gentleman”, but maybe Purple is right (he’s asked her to find a couple of younger blond “friends”).

Todays find-it look like…. bird droppings…and the image on the TV screen looks like… well… sperm…. Oh great… now I need some Brain Bleach… ! ! !

That Burl, what a prince NOT!!