Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 29, 2014

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    My nose peels when I’m sunburnt….

    I guess it’s scarier to snow people….after all, they don’t go to the beach.

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    orinoco womble  almost 11 years ago

    It would be scarier if he threw children’s little shovels at her, wouldn’t it?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Womble…. yeah, I think so.

    But if he keeps missing, anyhow, either way it’s no skin off her nose.

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    jreckard  almost 11 years ago

    His act is leaving the audience cold.

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    orinoco womble  almost 11 years ago

    It’s a freezer plate, and she wet herself.

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    ossiningaling  almost 11 years ago

    Velcro from the Letterman set.

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    vldazzle  almost 11 years ago

    I never USE a peeler on a carrot – wasteful! I just scrub them with an abrasive pad under water because it brings out all the freshness and color (and as it wraps around within my hand- very easy and quick).

    We have used snowmen and Xmas trees as archery targets because there’s always a Christmas shoot.

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    Mark Parisi creator almost 11 years ago

    She is supposed to have her wrists and ankles clasped to the board but the colorist thought she was wearing boot and mittens.

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    xpurplezebra  almost 11 years ago
    Frosty’s gonna ice her.
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