Pluggers by Rick McKee for January 31, 2014

I learned to get along with minor surgeries with ole’ ‘Doc’ Dykhuzien. That man was wonder from ‘shots’ to ‘stichin’ up my cuts !

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but tweezers always hurt me.

Missing an L?

I’d only perform splinterectomies. A spinsterectomy seems too dangerous.

At least she isn’t doing a sphincterectomy.

Amen grasshopper!

Straight guys are the biggest babies! You should see them when they have to get a shot! A gay guy would never whine like that!