F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 24, 2014

Tokio Jungle. More probable than we’d think.

Yep…we’ve had TWO of these terrifying predators in our home, so I know how deadly they can be! Lord help you if you try taking a nap on the floor…they’ll lick your ears OFF!!

The pack of three next door regularly attack with their vicious yapping chorus, filling the neighborhood with disharmony.

I’d love to have one as my motorcycle riding buddy.

As anyone who has survived a Pomeranian Attack can tell you….

Our miniature Chihuahua presented us with a mouse. Considering we have a lot of tile floors I was surprised, (so was the mouse)

meanest dog I ever met was my aunt’s Pomeranian.

What’s next – Pomera-nado?

“But, luckily, you can easily hear them long before you see them…”

Do you know there actually WAS a place called “Pomerania”? It was a province of Poland.

No… “piddle” is what Pomeranians DO on your FLOOR.