Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 01, 2014
January 31, 2014
February 02, 2014
Transcript:
Woman: Did you read about the woman who burned her husband's truck because he got her a crock-pot and sleazy lingerie for her birthday? Man: No. Woman: You should.
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Pharmakeus Ubik almost 11 years ago
Substitute country style ribs for lingerie and it will be fine.
pksampso almost 11 years ago
My father was the grand master of wrong-gift givers. He once bought for my mother the deer hunting rifle he himself wanted. That fall, she bought a hunting license, went hunting and shot a deer. Then she gave him the gun, saying without a smile, “There. Now you can use it.” I was about 10 years old and watched this unfold in silent awe.
Mopman almost 11 years ago
She should be wearing the lingerie, it would make today’s strip more…um…funny, yeah, that’s the reason.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Were those boyshorts for any chance mam?
lizmurray Premium Member almost 11 years ago
One year I got a toilet seat embroidered with a tiger for Christmas from my husband. Another time I got a box of batteries and a jumper cable from him. Beat that…..
K M almost 11 years ago
My wife would appreciate the crock pot. In fact, one year she had me get her a vacuum cleaner for Christmas. Her sister teed off on me when my wife opened the box; my wife shot her sister down in a heartbeat.