Besides, has everyone forgotten the story of the Grasshopper and the Ants? Calvin is like the grasshopper; he puts all his effort into playing during the spring, summer, and fall, but unless he begins to start developing some practical skills and a proper work ethic, he’ll be starving come winter!
BE THIS GUY almost 11 years ago
Dad, let Calvin go search for the superpower meteorite. It will get him out of your hair for a while.
rentier almost 11 years ago
Where can he find such one, Dad, it would be helpful!
ratlum almost 11 years ago
He will be gone for a very long time.
ziphobia almost 11 years ago
Nice one dad.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Careful, Calvin. you might get mutated into your Father!
Phapada almost 11 years ago
maybe in shcool…. lolol
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 11 years ago
The secret power of not having to take a McWalmart job, please.
watmiwori almost 11 years ago
NFL!
bruntsfield almost 11 years ago
Such cynicism in a parent!
pelican47 almost 11 years ago
His work ethic is expressed in snow ghouls.
Kim Metzger Premium Member almost 11 years ago
But, Dad, Calvin will use it for EVIL!
rshive almost 11 years ago
Dad the realist. Borrring.
legaleagle48 almost 11 years ago
Besides, has everyone forgotten the story of the Grasshopper and the Ants? Calvin is like the grasshopper; he puts all his effort into playing during the spring, summer, and fall, but unless he begins to start developing some practical skills and a proper work ethic, he’ll be starving come winter!
westny77 almost 11 years ago
Let me know if you can find such as thing Dad. I will apply it on my staff at the office.
mistercatworks almost 11 years ago
Calvin already has the super power of imagination. Work ethic or not, this is the power that will get you through life.
Karaboo2 almost 11 years ago
Sounds like Calvin wants to be Draino Man. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t.
celeconecca almost 11 years ago
oh – Calvin has a work ethic – it just gets applied to very different ideas than his dad has. In fact, Calvin has an OVERwork ethic.
pauljmsn almost 11 years ago
If Calvin wants to find a radioactive meteorite to give him superpowers, maybe he ought to travel to Wold Newton in England.
(There. How’s that for an obscure fanboy reference?)
Red_Fez almost 11 years ago
“Work ethic” is to a Liberal, what Kryptonite is to Superman.
herdocow almost 11 years ago
Dad must be a Republican
bmonk almost 11 years ago
Needs a cuppa Doc Toon’s World Famous Nuclear Coffee. The downside is that the superpowers are almost always temporary.