Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 23, 2014
Transcript:
Some personal observations from Ralph Drabble "It's sad to think that I have to exercise just to stay in this bad of shape! " "There are two kinds of people in the world: cat lovers and normal people." Oogie: Pick pick claw snag rip "I always consider opposing viewpoints. I consider them stupid." No-Neck: !!! "The road to the poorhouse is lined with great parking places." June: Oh, look! There's a space right in front of bulk club "You know you're getting old when all you have are memories and you can't remember any of them." Ralph: I'll never forget the time that I... Wait. That wasn't me! "The only way I can get a 72 on the golf course is to holler fore 18 times." Ralph: Uh-oh! "My wife is the reason there's always a 25-minute wait when you call customer service." June: What's the weather like in India? "If my life was a basketball game, I'd be in garbage time!"
noahproblem almost 11 years ago
“I always consider opposing viewpoints. I consider them stupid.”
It sounds like Ralph has been hanging around with Pearls’ Rat a little too much lately…
therese_callahan2002 almost 11 years ago
Guess since I’m a cat lover, I’m not normal. How insulting!
ickymudd almost 11 years ago
Ralph,must be my other self,or/is looking into my head.
Kevindrabble almost 11 years ago
Hey Ralph, round is a shape too! If you don’t believe that, look in the mirror.
Kevindrabble almost 11 years ago
My wife’s definition of saving for retirement is when she goes to Dillard’s 50% off sale.
sbchamp almost 11 years ago
I must be gettin’ better at golf.I yells ‘3’ now…
jimgamer almost 11 years ago
My life in a cartoon ? 8^(
ChessPirate almost 11 years ago
You know you’re getting old when you get up from the couch and have to sit right back down because you got dizzy, but it doesn’t matter anyway because you can’t remember why you got up in the first place.
rgcviper almost 11 years ago
Psh—normal is overrated.
And, yes … I’m a cat lover, too.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Normal is boring. Cats are great.