Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 24, 2014
Transcript:
June: Ralph, will you please feed the dog? Ralph: Sure! June: Remember, put his food in the microwave for exactly 14 seconds! Any more will make it too hot, and any less makes it too cold! Ralph: He eats out of the garbage, he's not that picky! June: Forget it. I'll do it!
Right on, June…my microwave is so strong the ideal time is 9 seconds. No more…no less, otherwise it will be Papa Bear or Baby Bear. And I’m my mama’s little bear (mini doxie silver dapple), Truffle.