Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 29, 2014

he’s going to be a painter; they say he has a great eye.

He told me, rather archly, I’d say, that I could go there if I like, but he wants to go someplace a bit more high-brow.

Some of these jokes are rather cornea.

Eye don’t get it.

Hey Thompson, are you sure you got the skinny on this forum’s protocol?

That’s so cornea— put a lid on it

Actually, I thought he was accepting a scholarship to Cornea University in Ithaca, in upstate New York!!

These puns deserve 20 lashes.

Jeepers creepers, where did you educate your peepers?

I’m surprised there were no Illini eye-liner jokes……..

All your comments are eye-opening. Funny comic.

Maybe he was accepted at ICU.

He may suffer reg-retina few years.

(camera irises out to show Mike and the newt swapping spit)

I wouldn’t blink at this offer!

The Aye’s have it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eye give up…

The see things eye to eye.