Eno: Wow! Some lady in florida found an 8 foot alligator in her bathroom! Fang: What's the old saying... Fang: When life gives you gators, make gatorade.
Fang, “Gatorade” is not made from alligators–else it would be horrendously thick; so it is “when life gives you gators, make leather goods” (shoes, coats, luggage, purses, gloves, …).
Gatorade was named for the Florida Gators, where it was developed. Hence the orange color of the original. Not bad stuff for hang-over recovery, either.
James Lindley Premium Member over 15 years ago
When life gives you gators, make shoes and luggage.
prasrinivara over 15 years ago
Fang, “Gatorade” is not made from alligators–else it would be horrendously thick; so it is “when life gives you gators, make leather goods” (shoes, coats, luggage, purses, gloves, …).
D-i-c-e-R over 15 years ago
When life gives you taters, make tater tots. http://www.tatertime.com/
comicgos over 15 years ago
That punch line bites.
hymenoxis over 15 years ago
Gatorade was named for the Florida Gators, where it was developed. Hence the orange color of the original. Not bad stuff for hang-over recovery, either.
bald over 15 years ago
hymenoxis: best hangover remedy i ever found was that old proverbial hair of the dog that bit ya
cdplayer_226 over 15 years ago
I think you all miss the point. The saying is “when life hands you lemons, make lemonade” (making the most of a less than perfect situation)
This is just a very brilliant play on the words!