The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for August 19, 2009
Transcript:
Fang: How'd your date go? Eno: Not good. She doesn't want to see me again. Eno: I took her to a scary movie and she caught me biting my nails. She thinks it's a nasty habit. Fang: I didn't know you bite your nails. eno: Sure. That's why I wear open toed sandals.
Shaliach over 15 years ago
Ewwww…gross! That’s scarier than the movie!
lewisbower over 15 years ago
I put my foot in my mouth all the time with my girlfriend
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
She should’ve looked at the bright side…. Eno’s very agile and has strong teeth.
pierreandnicole over 15 years ago
This is so pitiful.
COWBOY7 over 15 years ago
Just tell everyone “I never date the same woman twice”. Don’t tell anyone why???
bald over 15 years ago
eno should be glad he even had a date i’m just sayin
kenbrowser over 15 years ago
sounds like someone I know,omg
Dorian over 15 years ago
Grrooooooooooooooossssss Eno!
mrprongs over 15 years ago
Eno bit his toenails, and she didn’t propose marriage right then and there? How odd.
comicgos over 15 years ago
Makes sense - why else would you wear open-toed sandals?