Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 20, 2014

And our records are NEVER wrong, Are they?

They must use Humana!

Uh, just check your own pulse just to be sure!

Sounds like the average hospital.

And our night of “passion” did nothing to contradict the records.

I was mostly dead, not all dead. (Princess Bride)

and this phone number has been disconnected too!

I hear that our life expectancy now is actually 95; I hope to live over 100 with good health and fun!

Obama care plan

He will be soon, He’s very ill….

“911 Make sure the accident victims are dead.”POW POW POW“Okay, they’re dead, now what do I do?”

And since you are dead, your health insurance is no longer valid. Our billing department will be in touch.

Sounds like Social Security, they kill off many people daily that are still very much alive.

I’m not dead yet! Monty Python?

“He’s not dead, he’s just resting” Monty Python, Dead Parrot.

John must have told her it was his birthday.

Must be a government agency.