The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 09, 2005
Transcript:
Boone: So...your daughter Darlene took the wheels off your Caddy to keep you from driving? Dusty: Even took the spare, Boone! Boone: Okay, Dusty...so she's got the wheels...then what? Dusty: Then she gives me the keys back. She knows I like to just sit in it...listen to the radio...knock back a beer or two... Boone: Is that legal? Dusty: I know driving under the influence is illegal...but I think parking under the influence is okay...