The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 31, 2005

Transcript:

Dusty: Perfessor...I got trouble! This e-mail says they gotta verify my credit information or they're gonna cancel me. The Professor: Don't do it! It's called phishing! It's a bogus e-mail pretending to be from a real company! They're trying to steal your identity!! They'll empty your checking account!! Dusty: Oh...that's overdrawn! The Professor: They'll run up your bills! Dusty: I'm paying five ex-wives. The Professor: They'll use your credit card! Dusty: It's maxed out! And my driver's license is suspended. The Professor: That's very clever...you've created an identity nobody would want to steal! Dusty: The best defense is a good offense!